““Michael and I””
If she were really a Michael, there’d be no problem. The problem is because she IS a Michelle
“Big Mike” is a real possibility (see: Joan Rivers). Too many public “junk checking” and showing (oops) to not be a basis for a freak relationship (mailed in children, for example).
Both filled with different kinds of Marxist hate.
As you say the problem is because of her “Michelle” self. Obamaumao (combination name of his two major philosophies, aside from queer Islam) and Big Mike somewhere along the line as their “spin” is losing belief and followers to FACT— they may have gotten to Biggus Dickus, to the point it’s “who has the ...”?
Monty Python (warning, vulgar humour,English):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clYE6NNOIoU