[alloysteel]

Warning: Do not attempt to fly while intoxicated.

You may be subjected to demonic possession.

[MikelTackNailer]

I dunno...alcohol has helped more people fly than not.

I thought it might have been a TSA employee upset she no longer had illegals to help bypass the searching we common citizens are subject to. So much easier when they say "No hablas" and have a BPC App card for a passport.