Posted on 03/24/2025 12:59:39 PM PDT by Morgana
“‘Snow White and the 7 tickets sold”
LOL. The Critical Drinker, funniest online movie critic who brilliantly pans everything,, says the actress who played Snow “White” did a good enough job, all things considered, but the rest of the movie was a mess.
Just go to YouTube and search for The Critical Drinker
WHO THOUGHT RELEASE ON THE MARCH MADNESS WEEKEND OPENER WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA???
... which he said a moment before he chugged a pint of soy milk, shouted "Free Ukraine!", and introduced his boyfriend who was dressed as a leather-clad doberman puppy.
I agree, I get that part. Apparently, the backers don’t mind losing money, which used to be a no-no. I’m glad I’m old, I don’t care for a world where everything is about politics.
Clay and Buck talked about this movie today. If they simply repeayed the original with all live actors they would have had a blockbuster. Because they went woke, they got broke.
Lesson to Hollywood: not enough transvestite characters.
In the General/Chat forum, on a thread titled Snow White and the empty cinemas: Embarrassing photos show deserted theatres with NO bookings in primetime slots as woke-buster becomes 'hilariously abysmal' flop, Veto! wrote: “‘Snow White and the 7 tickets sold”
LOL. The Critical Drinker, funniest online movie critic who brilliantly pans everything,, says the actress who played Snow “White” did a good enough job, all things considered, but the rest of the movie was a mess.
Just go to YouTube and search for The Critical Drinker
I'm a huge fan of Critical Drinker, Disparu and Nerdrotic - they post independently on YOUTUBE but Nerdrotic hosts group chats with them and 4 or 5 other critics who all discuss films like Snow Woke. The group videos are posted on Friday's and the title is 'Friday Night Tights- Nerdrotic' (Friday Night Tights is also posted to Rumble). The language and jokes can get pretty coarse in the groups - the opinions are insightful and debate can be vigorous. All this is much more informative than anything in NYTimes or other legacy sources.
My two favorites are stand alone videos by Critical Drinker and Disparu.
” The Critical Drinker, funniest online movie critic who brilliantly pans everything,, says the actress who played Snow “White” did a good enough job, all things considered”
Yep, I watched his review yesterday, and he pretty much ripped Gadot as a bad actor. And by the way some are giving Gadot a pass, she shouldn’t have one, she was dead panning and playing right along with the little beotch Zegler a couple years back on some red carpet event where Zegler made the woke comments about the original Snow White. They are simpatico other than the Israeli / Gaza issue IMO.
Filled with folks who voted for Biden.
And for all things Disney, YouTube channels That Park Place and WDW Pro.
DeeLightful! Isn’t it?
Alto Knights deserves to die as well. Robert De Niro is waaaaay past his sell by date playing any tough gangster. Add in the TDS, the Frankenstein shoe lifts and his evil, ugly heart, nobody’s gonna support that. I’ve seen more honest mafia exposes’ from the history channel. There’s not one of us on this earth that can tell you the true story about the mafia. I’m certainly not going to pay to see Hollywood white wash those killers and criminals nor line the pockets of this ahole. See ya Bobby
Looks more like So What and the seven magical creatures.
Thanks re Nerdrotic and Disparu. Just watched Nerdrotic cleverly rip Snow White apart. Subscribed. Will take a look at Disparu soon.
Says a lot about movie theaters as a source of entertainment in this country.
I’m not happy it isnt great for the general, overall economy. It affects folks who have nothing to do with it.
As far as it hurts the wokesters who planned it at Disney, well, thats a different story,
If disney wanted to “modernize” Snow White, they could’ve cast Bill Cosby as Prince Charming kissing her after she wakes up from the ‘Ludes.
What I heard is that Peter Dinklage is responsible for the CGI dwarves. He complained to Disney about pigeon holing little people in limited role as dwarves. CGI was Disney’s work around.
Dude, Howard was pulled to this dimension by a hyper dimensional vortex, Not cool. So much better than Snow Woke.
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