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Why Teslas make Leftists Feel Good (apologies to George Carlin)
Self ^ | 3/21/25 | self

Posted on 03/21/2025 4:05:49 PM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

In an old George Carlin routine titled "Leftovers," he says something like this:

Leftovers make you feel good about yourself, not once, but twice. The first time is when you put it in the fridge, you tell yourself, "Ha! I'm saving food!" Then months later when you rediscover it, and it's pulled away from the sides of the dish and there are various colorful things growing on it and you throw it away, you tell yourself, "Ha! I'm saving my life!

It's like that with Leftists and Teslas.

Teslas allow Leftists to preen and Virtue Signal, not once, but twice. The first time, when they boasted to their Lefty pals with selfies of themselves standing next to their new Tesla, they bragged, "Ha! I'm saving the Planet from CO2!" Years later when they post selfies next to the flatbed hauling away*** their Tesla, they can Virtue Signal yet again with, "Ha! I'm saving the Planet from Elon Musk!"

[ *** allegedly to the dump, but don't believe it]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: leftists; musk; tesla

1 posted on 03/21/2025 4:05:49 PM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Years later when they post selfies next to the flatbed hauling away*** their Tesla, they can Virtue Signal yet again with, “Ha! I’m saving the Planet from Elon Musk!”


As though what any leftard does with their Tesla after it’s years old would have any effect on Musk’s DOGE activities.


2 posted on 03/21/2025 4:19:21 PM PDT by Magic Fingers (Political correctness mutates in order to remain virulent.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Leftists practice two minutes of hate.........every two minutes.


3 posted on 03/21/2025 4:50:34 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

I wish Tesla made electric golf carts as I’d get on a list if the wait time was even 2-3 years. Since libtards now hate Musk we’d have a monopoly!


4 posted on 03/21/2025 5:12:31 PM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Nobody cares


5 posted on 03/21/2025 5:24:53 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the change, you are filthy animal! Re )
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To: quantim

Take off the doors, remove windows and lift the roof.


6 posted on 03/21/2025 5:38:40 PM PDT by Cold Heart (It's a good time to be ashamed to be a democrat)
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