Me and a friend were out ice fishing one year, back in the 80’s and we got buzzed by a low flying airforce jet- they were doing low maneuvering over the mountain range, and we were kinda obscured by the mountains, and the jet flew right over where we were standing. Talk about awesome!
🐟🎣 A blonde decided to try Ice Fishing. So one day she gathered all your typical equipment so she can get in on the action. She gathers all the Ice Fishing gear: Ice Axe, Skimming Ladel, Short Rod & Reel, assorted other equipment and makes some Little Tea Party Finger Sandwiches and snags a few Wine Coolers and other stuff. When she has arrived at the lake She chops a hole in the ice, skims it and drops Her line.
After a while she says to herself "why am I not getting any fish?"
From above her a loud, booming voice says.
There are no fish under the ice. She looks around and sees nobody. So she goes back to fishing.
And after a while she again says "Where are the fish ?"
Again the big booming voice from above, "There are no fish under the ice"
So this time She looks around a little better and then she looks up. "God is that you ?
"No it's the Rink Manager and there are no fish under the ice !"🎣🎏