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To: Bob434; Chode; Carriage Hill; Lockbox
KWEL !!! I wonder if Y'All got strafed ? Ya' get jet-blasted ? If You had Comms You might have been able to get a few more passes to melt the ice and warm up a spot for a quick Hot Tub 😜

🐟🎣 A blonde decided to try Ice Fishing. So one day she gathered all your typical equipment so she can get in on the action. She gathers all the Ice Fishing gear: Ice Axe, Skimming Ladel, Short Rod & Reel, assorted other equipment and makes some Little Tea Party Finger Sandwiches and snags a few Wine Coolers and other stuff. When she has arrived at the lake She chops a hole in the ice, skims it and drops Her line.

After a while she says to herself "why am I not getting any fish?"

From above her a loud, booming voice says.

There are no fish under the ice. She looks around and sees nobody. So she goes back to fishing.

And after a while she again says "Where are the fish ?"

Again the big booming voice from above, "There are no fish under the ice"

So this time She looks around a little better and then she looks up. "God is that you ?

"No it's the Rink Manager and there are no fish under the ice !"🎣🎏

35 posted on 03/18/2025 6:36:19 AM PDT by mabarker1 (I(Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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To: mabarker1

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36 posted on 03/18/2025 6:37:57 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: mabarker1

Lol! Might got strafed but the way the hills were, they might not have seen us u til right over us too.

LOL at the joke! Was it a blond? Or AOC?


37 posted on 03/18/2025 6:46:38 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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To: mabarker1

Didn’t feel any jet blast, not quite low enough I guess. But low enough to be a real rush- back in the day they cou,d get away with stuff like that- sonic booms too- I can still remember when the lawsuits came out to stop sonic booms because it “was detrimental to pregnant women and to whales” (and they claimed it scared wildlife) lol. I remembered thinking then that ther3 was no way they would win because of how asnine the claims were, but lo and behold they did.


38 posted on 03/18/2025 7:44:27 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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