Posted on 03/06/2025 12:01:52 PM PST by Red Badger
"can't do the things in public we take for granted, like shopping, going to appointments or meeting family and friends, without strange women pawing and groping him. If you'd like to help him get an Ugly Congressman costume..."
"...so he can have the semblance of a normal life please send what you can to 1-800-SAVE-LAZ. That's 1-800-SAVE-LAZ. He didn't ask to be born irresistible so please help today."
Its not a slam dunk for him either. He was named hottest man of the year multiple times, is an A-list movie star, has fininacial security in spades, and is by all rights a nice decent guy, and all that still wasn’t enough for Jennifer Aniston.
Wrong, we just don’t want to see the women-hating likes of you “happy.”
Wrong, we just don’t want to see the women-hating likes of you “happy.”
She's been hanging out with the Commie pillow-biting Muslim Magic Negro who has nothing better to do after "transforming America" and ditching the hermaphroditic beard?
Now THAT'S a horror movie.
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