Minnesota Bill to Legalize Eating Beaver

AmmoLand ^ | February 25, 2025 | Dean Weingarten

[HamiltonJay]

Lesbians are ecstatic, but admit their orgasms likely will be less intense now that the thrill of breaking the law is gone.

[HonorInPa]

You’ve never met my ex wife

[exinnj]

Literally or figuratively?

[digger48]

I’ve had a state issued nuisance license for many years to dispatch beavers anytime, anywhere, and by any means

The counties pay a bounty on them too

[Bratch]

"YUM!"

[SunkenCiv]

Apropos of nothing...

[martin_fierro]

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[Uncle Miltie]

Lowest Common Denominator is also available on FR.

[Uncle Miltie]

“he said his name was Willam”

[Theophilus]

Those poor beavers.

[Theophilus]

Your neighborhood must have prodigious wildlife.

[jpp113]

I would bet that Tampon Timmy Walz doesn’t eat beaver.

[SunkenCiv]

Speaking of which Willem Dafoe doesn’t know how to spell either of his names. ;^)

[Libloather]

Hardest hit -

[cowboyusa]

🤮

[bankwalker]

It’s been illegal??? Oh no!!!

[Norski]

One more mystery meat for the chow mein at Warren Zevon’s favorite Chinese restaurant.

[Theophilus]

I think he is a beaver. A sick pathetic one. Actually, maybe he’s a transing platypus.

[Billthedrill]

There are other ways of dealing with nuisance beavers. The Fat Electrician has a story about Operation Beaver Drop, wherein nuisance beavers were dropped from airplanes into the Idaho wilderness. The hero of the story is a sky-diving elderly beaver named Geronimo, who was parachuted into the mountains with four female beavers to start a colony. Which is still flourishing. (Definitely a Language Warning)