Agreed that no.
I am, however, concerned that the multiplied cetrifugal force created whan all the planets align will a.) accelerate our orbits around the sun just before b.) all of the planets are flung out into the galaxy, losing their gravity and atmospheres in the process. We can stop this, however, if we all stop driving cars and start an insect-only diet. Or something.
Just realized that this happened last month... Will instead use this information —and the planets being flung out into space— as my April Fool’s prank this year. “Astronomers have discovered that since the harmonic convergence of the planets on February 28— you remember that, right?— that our orbit has begun to accelerate, and that we’re moving farther and farther away from the sun. They’ve determined that Earth, along with all the other planets in our solar system, is being flung out into space as a result of the combined centrifugal force associated with all the planets lining up. The reason we haven’t heard about it is that there’s no way to STOP it, and they don’t want anarchy to break out.” I can sound very convincing, and am sure I can get at least one adult to bite...