Uh Oh: Saint Peter Starts Asking Everyone At Pearly Gates To List Five Ways They Advanced God's Kingdom On Earth

Babylon Bee ^ | February 26, 2025 | Staff

[kiryandil]

Poop Frankie is screwed now...

[MMusson]

That tanks most of the Methodists.

[nwrep]

Faith without works.

[dp0622]

I’d be trying to find one of the more religious members of the FR community on the line!

Screaming out their names. “Please...just 5!!”

Pleading guilty with an explanation probably won’t cut it..

[Whatever Works]

“Faith without works.”

Is like a screen door on a submarine. - Rich Mullins

[Karliner]

Wow, I sometimes wonder what more I can do to be a vessel for Jesus.
Paul had some fear and trembling.

[fidelis]

[fidelis]

[wgmalabama]

Unfortunately it tanks almost everyone. I know it’s the bee but most people can’t come up with a single item.

[OKSooner]

""We need to make sure people are putting in at least some effort down there," a spokesangel said. "All they need to do is respond with a simple bulleted list of five things they did on earth to advance the cause of the Gospel. This shouldn't be difficult to do. We're just looking for the bare minimum here.""

Uh oh.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

My children and grandchildren. Nothing more need be said.

[Sacajaweau]

I did about $200 worth of groceries to my local food pantry. Never did it before.

I do St. Jude every year in lieu of gifts for my children. They're in their late 50s.

[A Cyrenian]

One of my entries would be,

I posted on FreeRepublic and I didn't use any profanity.

[mjp]

faith alone for Protestants

[Pikachu_Dad]

He emailed it to you...

... in a manner that looks like a phishing email.

So you deleted it as ‘ultra junk mail’ and reported it as a ‘phishing expedition’.

Elon is a social moron !

[cowboyusa]

” If you Love me, OBEY my commands.”

[Mark]

Did the big guy send out E-MAILS?

[Albion Wilde]

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[Albion Wilde]

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