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D.C. District Judge Declares War on Russia (Vanity/Satire)
Original Content | 03/01/2025 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 03/01/2025 2:43:18 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Kudsman

this all goes to prove beyond ANY doubt that We the People don’t need no steenken president to direct this country! just really good, conscious...oops, CONscientious judges as smart and grounded as biden to prove the U.S. is black...oops, BACK and with a selective service that this court orders not to discriminate between men and women, because it doesn’t know the difference, NO COUNTRY will EVER mess with us. why with judges this good we won’t even need elections anymore. moron this at a later time. coffee is working its magic.


21 posted on 03/01/2025 4:02:40 AM PST by Qwapisking ("The left will rue the day they cheated Trump out of the 2020 election forever" L.Star )
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To: Lazamataz

You writing for the Bee? Nice!


22 posted on 03/01/2025 4:15:26 AM PST by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz

Good job. Even the BB is having problems keeping up with the insanity of the left, but you pulled it off.


23 posted on 03/01/2025 4:23:04 AM PST by TwelveOfTwenty (Prayers for the US and President Trump)
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To: Lazamataz

Guarantees Laz would still hit Judge Karen Consern .


24 posted on 03/01/2025 4:31:52 AM PST by circlecity
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t give them ideas. However, as Rush used to say, the best humor contains a grain of truth or feels possible. I am paraphrasing of course. Thank you for the moment of disbelief followed by more moments of laughter.


25 posted on 03/01/2025 4:42:50 AM PST by Ingtar
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To: Lazamataz

😂 It’s good to laugh, Laz. Thanks.


26 posted on 03/01/2025 4:42:51 AM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks. The details you added filled it out nicely and improved it immensely. Now let’s just hope it stays in the world of parody.

I am guided by a line of comedian Lily Tomlin: no matter how cynical I get, I just can’t keep up.


27 posted on 03/01/2025 6:04:40 AM PST by FirstFlaBn
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To: circlecity; Lazamataz

No, he has his eyes on Judge Craven Morehead.


28 posted on 03/01/2025 6:33:49 AM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Qwapisking

Indeed. It’s a fun little mind exercise, isn’t it? Mostly harmless. But consider this, both Hillary and Sir Starmer would extradite and jail us for creating and spreading misinformation. The left is good with though, so nevermind.


29 posted on 03/01/2025 7:06:23 AM PST by Kudsman (We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves. )
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30 posted on 03/01/2025 7:16:54 AM PST by red-dawg (DEPLORABLE GARBAGE)
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Laz:

This thread cannot be complete until at least two Freeper phony baloney “legal experts” defend the judge’s decision!


31 posted on 03/01/2025 7:19:44 AM PST by cgbg (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise.)
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"I hereby order the mobilization of 350,000 troops and all related war material to be staged in Ukraine.

FBI spokesperson, Shirley Ahorre, suggests J6ers be amoung the first regiment in. "Look, I think we can all agree, these insurrectionists are violent people", said Ms. Ahorre, a woc. "We have a complete list of them and their associates and i believe it to be incumbent upon us to require they now perform their fair share. It's time we refocus ICE and round these folks up." Chuck Schumer could not be reached for comment.

32 posted on 03/01/2025 8:13:22 AM PST by Kudsman (We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves. )
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


33 posted on 03/01/2025 10:44:31 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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True dat!


34 posted on 03/01/2025 10:55:30 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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Following a massive Russian nuclear missile launch, Judge Tarded issued a temporary restraining order, “... any incoming missiles must cease their current activities...”


35 posted on 03/01/2025 1:10:05 PM PST by VetoBill
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