NH woman arrested for urinating on grocery store food and filming it

NY Post ^ | February 25, 2025 | Caitlin McCormack

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A New Hampshire woman was arrested on Friday after police found footage of her urinating on food products at a local grocery store among a trove of online videos documenting similar disgusting acts dating back four years.

Kelli Tedford, 23, allegedly tainted a slew of products at Monadnock Food Co-op in New Hampshire with her urine — costing the grocery store roughly $1,500 for the ruined products and cleaning expenses, the Keene Police Department said in a press release.

The grocery store also had to issue a recall for its organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds and raw walnuts after Tedford had apparently relieved herself on the products.

It wasn’t Tedford’s first time peeing in places she shouldn’t. If anything, it was a hobby for the young urinator.

Police recovered multiple videos Tedford herself posted online showing her peeing on produce, surfaces and other objects. The oldest videos date back to 2021. Building of Monadnock Food Co-Op with parked cars in frontThe grocery store lost approximately $1,500 covering the costs of the ruined products and cleaning expenses. Google maps

After reviewing the videos, police surmised that the serial public urinator likely tormented not only the grocery store but a slew of nearby communities with her disturbing delinquency.

Tedford was released on her own recognizance and is set to appear for an arraignment on April 7.

Police have launched an investigation with additional criminal charges possible in the future. So far, she has only been charged with felony criminal mischief.

Somehow, contaminating consumables is not a novelty in the United States.

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Public beatings and the stocks. Bring these back!