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Buy now and we'll throw in Portland for free.
Posted on 02/24/2025 6:28:52 PM PST by SeekAndFind
They are all dirty, both the dirty Dutch and the dirty Danes.
Fire Sale
Why not? They already have a toehold at Solvang.
If Only.
Add beads and necklaces we could have a deal
Quite.
Exactly.
I’d trade Cal for Greenland even up, but I think we’d have to add say South Carolina before they’d agree.
Let’s keep South Carolina and trade them California, Chicago, Detroit, Memphis, Atlanta, Philly, Austin, and New Orleans. But with California they have to also agree to keep Newscum, Pelosi, Mad Maxine, and Karen Bass !
Buy now and we'll throw in Portland for free.
Denmark can’t afford Newsome. They’d pay us to take him back after the first week.
OMG, my prayers may be answered!
California gone!!!
,,, has anyone got a contract I can sign to put Kentucky in my shopping cart?
California’s share of the National Debt is about 6 trillion. So pay up + don’t forget that Karen Bass & Gavin will be needing lots of money for this year’s wildfires + the next many years. That’ll cost a lot of danish cookies and danish pastries. They better get their bakeries working full tilt in Copenhagen to pay for this.
Idiots. Denmark is the EU country with the tightest immigration policies, what would they do with all the ill 🦅 🦅 eagles?
RE: Denmark is the EU country with the tightest immigration policies,
I would say the Eastern European members of the EU are even stricter.
I think they are called “trinkets”. 👺
Trade them San Fran Oakland and Marin county for Greenland. Bet they would get the crap and needles cleaned up.
“but that doesn’t relieve the sting to national pride that the Danes rightly feel.”
We’ve been catering to European pipsqueak countries pride for over a hundred years now. What do we have to show for it? More arrogant demands, sneers and insults. Let’s look after our own national pride now. Our schools and media have been teaching hatred for our own country.
I will make the Danes a better deal.
1. Buy everything West of the Sierra Nevada mountains and the Cascades. Thus LA, San Francisco, Sacramento, Portland, Tacoma and Seattle are yours.
2. The price tag is one ounce of gold.
3. The contract is irrevocable, it is your problem now.
4. The ports of Long Beach, LA, San Francisco, Portland and Seattle remain in the USA along with rail and transport routes to the USA. That will be USA property. Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona will absorb the liberated lands. Also all water resources will be controlled by the USA and the great imperial valley will flourish with food for us all.
5. I like Yosemite so that is ours also.
I like SATIRE, but it is a good idea.
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