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I went on a guided teal hunt in Katy, Texas once.

The guide tells you when it is OK to shoot. One of our party still managed to shoot a flamingo.

Yeah, that’s what I thought too.

[PAR35]

One of our party still managed to shoot a flamingo

Did he share it with the rest of you? I suppose it probably tasted better than seagull.

[ETCM]

I went on a guided teal hunt in Katy, Texas once.

The guide tells you when it is OK to shoot. One of our party still managed to shoot a flamingo.

Wait, you went hunting with Dick Cheney?

[FlingWingFlyer]

LOL! Lots of deer hunters shoot cows.

[Macho MAGA Man]

No Flamingos are indigenous to Texas. This is what he probably shot:

What is the flamingo looking bird in Texas?

Roseate spoonbills grow to a height of 32 inches (81 cm), with an average wingspan of 50 inches (127 cm). Their distinguishing characteristics include their pink body and legs, white neck and breast. pale green bald head, spoon-shaped bill, and bright red shoulder patch.

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