I had to look this up. I may have been into a Costco once, decades ago.
Wow, no wonder possums are fat. Can ya blame the critter? I hope it wasn't a girl possum because she now she has the giltz, worried that her dress makes her look fat.
Or "Jesus Christ, Superstar": "Always knew that I'd be an opossum!"
Regards,
I just read this post to my wife and granddaughter. They both liked it a lot. 😄
Opossums also try to run across the road to beat oncoming cars. Just to get to the other side.
Andy Griffith Show where the fly landed on one of Aunt Bee’s terrible home made pickles.
Barney: “Shoo, fly!” Then “It’s dead.”
Remember those Alka Seltzer commercials where they said ‘I can’t believe I ate the whole thing ‘?
Nasty critters, but at least they don’t carry rabies.
Back porch visitor?
[“There’s a possum on your couch,”]
It’s the first place I go after eating an entire cake...
Bobby Kennedy is correct. Our food is poison!
Did she expect it to wash its hands?
Maybe instead it is a feral pig and they do not know the difference? ;-)
Don't speak for me, I shoot them......
Hey, a possum with a cake interior might be good eating.
I guess they raise young men different these days. When I was 21 if a possum ate my Costco chocolate cake I would have killed it without hesitation simply out of principal.
No nasty rodent is going to eat my cake even if mom was begging me for clemency for the filthy beast.
Mom your son is a wimp take him down to the enlistment center and leave him there.
I had to look this up. I may have been into a Costco once, decades ago.
Wow, no wonder possums are fat. Can ya blame the critter? I hope it wasn't a girl possum because she now she has the giltz, worried that her dress makes her look fat.
Could it be that possum was pregnant?