[E. Pluribus Unum]

Makes me want to take a baseball bat to that smirking psycho with the glasses.

Mostly peacefully, of course.

[rlmorel]

That poor child. That poor, poor child. To do something like that so early in life. And that grinning mother. (Made me think of that “Munchausen by Proxy” insanity...)

[spokeshave]

Makes me want to take a baseball bat to that smirking psycho

Maybe if the baseball bat identified as wet spaghetti you are good to go.