[Uncle Miltie]

"Go to Yellowstone. First thing you’re told is not to approach the wildlife."

And yet, this is completely normal there:

I have ACCIDENTALLY encountered Griz and wolves there. Never knew they were around until it was too late.

[Uncle Miltie]

My daughter and I found ourselves surrounded by Bison in the
Teddy Roosevelt National Park in North Dakota, when the old bull was challenged by the young bull for dominance of the herd.

We rolled down the back window of the Tundra, climbed into the bed and watched from about 100 feet away as the two fought for 30 minutes kicking up dust in the setting sun.

After the young bull forced the old guy to slink off in defeat, he trotted over to my truck stuck his nose into the bed where we had hit the deck, and grunted for about 2 minutes like he was going to flip the truck over to get at us.

But he didn’t.

That scene is emblazoned on my memory!

[nwrep]

Chinese morons.

[null and void]

I note that the license plate says 'clever gal'...

[Olog-hai]

Wolves and grizzlies are very light on their feet; you can’t even hear them walking most of the time.