Soros-Funded Judge Vows To Keep Billionaire Influence Out Of Politics

NEW YORK, NY — In an inspiring move to save the United States and democracy itself, a George Soros-funded federal judge vowed to do whatever it may take to keep billionaire influences out of American politics.

Judge Dave Brown, who was funded and supported by billionaire George Soros, is being celebrated for taking a stand against billionaires influencing politics in the United States.

"My billionaire puppet master told me it's not ok for this other billionaire to be involved in politics," Brown said. "The political arena is no place for wealthy powerbrokers to throw their weight around to shape things the way they want them. To keep that from happening, I'm going to use every resource given to me by a billionaire to influence political moves in this country to make sure billionaires don't influence political moves in this country."

Though Soros declined to comment directly, one of his sinister agents addressed the situation. "Mr. Soros is willing to spend billions to exert his influence to keep billionaires from spending their billions to exert any influence over politics," the source said. "Elon Musk has no business spending his fortune to push an agenda, which is why Mr. Soros has made it his agenda to keep Mr. Musk from implementing his agenda."

At publishing time, other billionaires were looking for ways to ensure that no other billionaires would have political power other than billionaires who agreed with them.

I have to chuckle about their fixation with “Billionaires.”

First: The actual people doing the work are far from billionaires. They are likely working for nothing, or very little.

Second: I wonder why they are not against the “millionaires”? There are plenty of them in the democrat party.

They keep thinking that this is all about “lining” the pockets of the billionaires. Billionaires don’t actually “think” about money as anything other than a scorecard. They think Musk is actually collecting individual SSNs and selling them to Chinese scammers.

The more details that come out about how the government payment system is an absolute accounting mess, the more the Dems look stupid.

Most of what we are seeing is not “corruption” per se. Most of what we are seeing is incompetence and laziness. I update my personal expenses daily to remain within a budget. This means assigning notes and codes to transactions in a program like Quicken. It takes about three or four minutes a day.

I can tell to the penny where my money is going. I did my taxes in less than an hour, because it was all ready when the time came.

Audits are a bitch. I learned many years ago that it’s better to keep your stuff “clean” and complete.

I wish the GAO was doing the same thing.

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