Posted on 02/10/2025 5:05:04 AM PST by marcusmaximus
VLADIMIR Putin's apocalyptic Satan-2 nuclear missile has been branded an "absolute failure" - despite the Russian despot bragging it is "unstoppable".
Putin has sacked the boss of Russian space agency Roscosmos after the killer weapon blew up on a launchpad before even taking off during a missile test.
Russia has long boasted the 208-ton intercontinental hypersonic missile - capable of carrying nuclear warheads - is “unstoppable” by the West.
The 15,880mph missile system is said to be the size of a 14-storey tower block.
But Putin is now said to be frustrated over the production failures of the so-called apocalyptic weapon.
A source told Telegram channel VChK-OGPU with links to the Russian security service that Putin fired Yury Borisov, 68, because of a lack of progress with Satan-2.
They said: "Putin’s anger was primarily triggered by the absolute failure in the production and deployment of the Satan-2 missile system.
“There is no proper electronic component base for mass production and the full range of tests hasn’t been completed.
“Issues with the liquid-fuelled ‘Sarmat’ operation have not been resolved."
While the development of the missile system development has strictly been kept under the sheets, reports have leaked out of multiple test failures.
Alarming satellite images taken in September showed a massive crater at the Satan nuke launch site after a "major blast during a failed test".
It was reportedly the fourth failure of a Satan-2 test, of which there is only one known success, which Putin oversaw in April 2022.
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Like their aircraft carrier.
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Or shipping containers.
It will only take one Can of Sunshhine to ruin Everyones day.
Analyst MeNMyR has truly said,
And VChK-OGPU hadalso led
With what RBC-Ukraine had them fed.Sun-ny UK in their fog of war
Headlined old news as before
Hoping hope would thereby soar.Stewart will his Sayan boost,
From their lovely London roost,
While long ago, dogs of war were loosed.Boom, chick-a, boom. chick-a boom. Boom! Boom! Boom!
So, he’s trying to copy a Titan II ? So yesterday.
When is the next trolling test launch of a Minuteman, that performs as designed and moves one sandpile to another sandpile in Kwajalein?
More like UNSTARTABLE.
1 blew up, but how many haven’t blown up?
it wouldn’t be a complete day without the FR clown posting :)
ty :)
Ukraine needs to send a drone to take out this launch pad :)
lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart lol Will Stewart
Words/phrases seldom used together in the same sentence: “Russian Quality Assurance” or “Precision Russian Instrumentation”
For cripes sake, they were using 1960s wiring and toggle switches (onski/offski) on Soyuz/Mir until the start of the millennium.
That is why their rockets are bigass monsters. Pushing a lot of inefficient weight
Bkmk
This report, although ambiguous and self-conflicting, implies that there have been several explosions of this booster. Not just this latest one
“There is no proper electronic component base for mass production and the full range of tests hasn’t been completed.”
A. Sanctions
“Issues with the liquid-fuelled ‘Sarmat’ operation have not been resolved.”
B. No Ukraine engineers and rocket propulsion speciallists.
how many haven’t blown up?
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There are only the exploded prototypes - there are no production models
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