The heist of 100,000 eggs in Pennsylvania becomes a whodunit that police have yet to crack

AP/MSN ^ | February 4, 2025 | AP Staff

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[BenLurkin]

Yolk’s on them.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

See who in 100 miles cancelled or lowered their egg order.

[Qwapisking]

not to mention the egg on their faces.

[Paladin2]

Heist or was it poaching?

[Qwapisking]

only hard-boiled criminals could have done this.

[9YearLurker]

Over easy.

[lee martell]

A shady looking man wearing a trenchcoat approaches you in a grocery store parking lot. He opening the right side of his coat, to reveal it is lined with dozens of eggs, all individually bagged. “Yo, Dude;...Baker’s Dozen, only $2.50, you in? I take PayPal, Cash-App and BitCoin too!”

[Bob434]

Gosh, the cocaine sniifer in the white house that dropped a baggie musta done the crime cuz no one can seem to find the perp in the egg case either-

[gw-ington]

Detectives across the nation are scrambling to locate the eggs thief.

[gw-ington]

What came first, the thieves or the eggs?

[gw-ington]

How did those thieves hatch their egg heist scheme?

[Ezekiel]

The heist of 100,000 eggs from the back of a trailer

Now that they are cage free, we can see the sunny side.

"We shell overcome." ♫

[crz]

Eat and use duck eggs.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Put Humpty Dumpty on the job.

[omni-scientist]

Hensforth, all shipments of eggs will have armed escorts until the suspect is taken into custardy.

This is all I'm left with, now that all the usual puns have been taken.

[telescope115]

Just look for the world’s largest omelette.

[Mark17]

How long does it take to remove 100,000 eggs from a truck? Was it an inside job?

[GreenHornet]

“Yo, Dude;...Baker’s Dozen, only $2.50, you in? I take PayPal, Cash-App and BitCoin too!”

The thieves plan to launder the money through a shell company.

[I-ambush]

After multiple false leads, police are trying to make sense of this shell game.