Judge Paul Engelmayer Completely Bans All Trump Appointees From Accessing All Data or Facilities (Satire / Vanity_

Original Content | 2/8/2025 | by Laz A, Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Hey. Makes as much sense as blocking DOGE, Musk, and Besset(!)

[Lazamataz]

Hey “Judge” Engelmayer: Go big or go home.

[Racketeer]

Does this mean POTUS Trump can ban Judges from courthouses? After all, the branches are equal, right?

[Mr. K]

Who the f***** do these judges think they are?

Since when do they have power to give the president orders

[Paladin2]

He’s a Domestic Terrorist and needs to be Gitmo’d.

[Lazamataz]

I know, right?

Besides, Engelmayer’s order makes about as much sense as banning the Secretary of Defense from military bases.

[Paladin2]

It’s an unConstitutional Insurrection on his part.

[Qwapisking]

the Bee will NOT appreciate this cultural appropriation! guarandamnteed!

[Jayster]

I see Pam Bondi in his future.

[Lazamataz]

Thought I'd try my hand at some Babylon-Bee-level satire.

Alinsky teaches us to mock our enemies.

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[Lazamataz]

the Bee will NOT appreciate this cultural appropriation! guarandamnteed!

The Bee's just mad I thought of it first!

[Secret Agent Man]

Domt think he can just do this.

The executive branch runs its agencies and people. Trump isn’t doing anything unconstitutional.

[Lazamataz]

Does this mean POTUS Trump can ban Judges from courthouses? After all, the branches are equal, right?

Absolutely. All Trump needs to do is to issue an Executive Order.

After all, TWO can play the "Make Up Crap As We Go Along" game.

[Lazamataz]

Domt think he can just do this. The executive branch runs its agencies and people. Trump isn’t doing anything unconstitutional.

Of course.

Thus, my satire piece.

[Responsibility2nd]

The secretary of defense is banned from entering any armed forces base or pentagon? This is beyond stupid. Just ignore this order.

[Paladin2]

Cut his Court budget and his pay to Zer0.

WAY more than it and he are worth to America.

[Lazamataz]

The secretary of defense is banned from entering any armed forces base or pentagon? This is beyond stupid. Just ignore this order.

It's satire. It compares and contrasts the satirical action with the ACTUAL action of banning DOGE, Musk, and Treasury Secretary Bessett from accessing data in Treasury.

But it is more than a little sad that the satire version is actually somewhat believable these days.

[Intar]

Gawd. I can almost believe something like this could happen with how crazy stupid the left is. Even if it did, watch as Trump ignores it. He’s giving so much winning already, and I haven’t had enough!

[Lazamataz]

Gawd. I can almost believe something like this could happen with how crazy stupid the left is.

In any good satire, there is a seed of truth.

[Singermom]

So if the Treasury Sec does not sign the checks nothing goes out. No one gets paid. Let’s see how long THAT lasts.

Can 1 judge override a Pres order?