Mysterious square structure spotted on Mars branded 'wild’ has space fanatics completely baffled...It even attracted the attention of Elon Musk

www.ladbible.com ^ | February 02, 2025 | Brenna Cooper

[KingLudd]

” ... Ritz crackers ... “

I had a Ritz cracker yesterday. It seemed a lot smaller than I remember. Shrinkflation?

[zeebee]

There is not a right angle anywhere on your body.

[L,TOWM]

LOL == kind of like the DNA sample

“1 in 2 Billion, sir.”

“Sooooo.... 2 or 3 other persons, that are NOT the defendant and alive right now could have produced the sample tested?”

[wally_bert]

I would expect the Stone-Cutters to be involved as well.

[Red Badger]

I Grok....................

[dennisw]

GROK AI says this>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The buzz around the “square structure” on Mars has certainly captured the imagination of many, leading to a flurry of speculation and commentary across social media and various online platforms. Here are some thoughts and considerations based on the available information:

Scientific Perspective:
Natural Formation: Many scientists and experts argue that the structure is likely a natural geological feature. Mars has a history of showing various shapes and formations due to natural processes like erosion, wind, and geological movements. The human brain is wired to recognize patterns, a phenomenon known as pareidolia, which can make natural formations appear more structured or artificial than they are.
Previous Misinterpretations: There have been numerous instances where features on Mars have been misinterpreted as evidence of alien life or structures. Examples include the “Face on Mars” from Viking Orbiter images, which was later shown to be a natural rock formation under different lighting conditions.
Need for Further Investigation: While the image has sparked interest, the scientific community often calls for more data. Close-up images, different angles, or even a physical exploration could clarify whether this is a natural occurrence or something more unusual.

Conspiracy and Public Reaction:
Viral Nature of Conspiracy Theories: The internet thrives on sensational content, and anything suggesting alien life or hidden civilizations on Mars instantly garners significant attention. This is amplified by endorsements or comments from high-profile individuals like Joe Rogan.
Public Fascination with Mars: Mars has a special place in popular culture and science fiction, which fuels public interest in any new discovery. The mention of Donald Trump’s promise to plant a flag on Mars, though more symbolic, reflects how Mars captures political and cultural imagination.
Joe Rogan’s Influence: His comment on the structure being “wild” likely contributed to the spread of the story due to his large following and interest in topics that challenge conventional narratives.

Social Media and Public Discourse:
Posts on X: There’s a mix of skepticism and belief on platforms like X, with some users insisting on natural explanations while others entertain the possibility of ancient Martian civilizations or alien artifacts.
Trending Topics: The conversation around this ‘square structure’ has been trending, showing how quickly such stories can gain traction, especially when linked to broader themes like space exploration, extraterrestrial life, and government secrecy.

Conclusion:
While the excitement around this discovery is understandable, it’s crucial to approach such findings with a balance of curiosity and skepticism. The scientific method demands evidence and peer review before jumping to conclusions. Until more definitive data or analysis is available, the square structure on Mars remains an intriguing mystery but not yet evidence of anything beyond natural geological processes. The enthusiasm, however, underscores our collective fascination with Mars and the potential for life beyond Earth.

[Qwapisking]

“it’s hip to be square”. or so I heard on the radio.

[Liaison]

You’re both crazy. It’s a box of matzah. Let my people go!

[Doctor Congo]

I would like to see an image that would show how this structure looks from much further away. This is in order to see if it is inside a crater, might help determine the age.

[Ezekiel]

Aw, I wasn't pinged. I just can't imagine why! 😉

So grab your tinfoil hats, as it's time to investigate further.

No tinfoil needed to observe what simply *is* (then again, it's a weird little world out there):

• The "stand-out" shape is a reverse L, a reversal in the language of Punish.
• image date: Nov 4, 2001 -- 54 "Dan" [דן] days after 911, Day 55 ("Dan" = 54 and means judge; and "55 Saves Lives" is in the cultural memory pool of things that should not have been. People just don't want to slow down to take it EZ.)
• The final form of the Hebrew letter chaf looks like this:

Arial -- ך
Times New Roman --ך

• The shape of a ך is an "L" rotated 180°. It is located on the "L" key on English keyboards. The extended numeric value of a ך is 500.
• L = 50 in Roman Numerals, and Mars is the Roman god of war; the reverse of 50 is 5 and the reverse of 500 is 5.
• As for the long side of the "L" -- "The square structure is estimated to measure 235metres on each side, approximately 770ft, according to AI Calculations, CAclubindia reported." (Link)

It's all in the timing. Ask a comedian.

These values are noteworthy in Jewish circles because

1. 770 is the address of Chabad headquarters, and the coordinating 770 gematria is "Beis Moshiach" [בית משיח], House of the Messiah.
2. 235 is the number of lunations in a Metonic cycle of ~ 19 solar years. Or, why the Jewish calendar [of lunar months] adds 7 months over the span of 19 solar years, to keep in alignment with the Sun/agricultural seasons.

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On a more personal note (EZ🗝️L), because it's all very simple:

The Allen key ["מפתח אלן"] is the "El-nun" key. It = 609, a strobogrammatic number, "rotationally symmetric, so that it appears the same when rotated 180 degrees") --

A hex key (also, hex wrench, Allen key and Allen wrench, Unbrako or Inbus) is a simple driver for bolts or screws that have heads with internal hexagonal recesses (sockets).

Hex keys are formed from a single piece of hard hexagonal steel rod, having blunt ends that fit snugly into similarly shaped screw sockets. The rods are bent to 90º, forming two arms of unequal length resembling an "L". The tool is usually held and twisted by its long arm, creating a relatively large torque at the tip of the short arm; it can also be held by its short arm to access screws in difficult-to-reach locations and to turn screws faster at the expense of torque.[1]

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Some features of hex keys are:

• The tool is simple, small and light.
• The contact surfaces of the screw or bolt are protected from external damage.
• There are six contact surfaces between bolt and driver.
• Very small bolt heads can be accommodated.
• The tool allows the use of headless and recessed-head screws.
• The screw can be held by the key while it is inserted into its hole.
• The torque applied to the screw is constrained by the length and thickness of the key.
• The tool is cheap to manufacture, so it can be included with products requiring end-user assembly.
• Either end of the tool can be used to take advantage of reach or torque.
• The tool can be reconditioned by grinding off the worn-out end.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key

I'm heavily invested in these sorts of details, because a Sol is a Mars Day:

And as everybody knows, Ezekiel's Temple is too big for the Temple Mount. ❤️😉❤️

[Red Badger]

That depends.... before or after Viagra?.............

[ops33]

You’re the only one to state what should be obvious.

[Red Badger]

https://www.caclubindia.com/trending/square-structure-mars/

According to several AI calculations, the base of this Square structure is estimated to measure 235 meters on each side (approximately 770 feet). Interestingly, the width of the Great Pyramid in Egypt is nearly identical, at about 230 meters.

Some experts argue that the Martian structure even shares the same 51.5-degree slope as the Great Pyramid, suggesting that the same advanced builders, or even a common alien civilization, designed both structures using identical architectural plans.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

Appears to be man made? Rather arrogant and presumptuous. On the other hand, straight lines do not appear in nature, so it may very well have been made by intelligent beings not of Earth.

[Tom Tetroxide]

“Hi, Art. This is Jake from Pueblo, Colorado. I just wanted to let you know I have found a Sphinx on Mars. I’m not joking. You think we can get Elon to check it out for us?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxlzyhtzNSM

[Tom Tetroxide]

“Hello, Art! This is Paul calling from Happy Jack, AZ and I just want to let you know there’s a monolith on Mars! Is this the Mars version of 2001: A Space Odyssey? I wanna know what’s really going on up there!”

https://www.livescience.com/19636-monolith-mars-2001-space-odyssey.html

[brookwood]

Natural rock formations in Scotland

[Tom Tetroxide]

“Art! Go ogle the words SPACE CRAB and you’ll find this weird, weird object on Mars, no s**t, man! Maybe you can tell all the callers what it might be. Maybe Mars really has the crabs!”

https://www.businessinsider.com/crab-shaped-object-photographed-on-mars-2015-8

[Tom Tetroxide]

Lakes and trees or bushes on Mars??? Say ain’t so, Joe! Who’s going to be the first to go skinny dipping on Mars?

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/679155/HISTORIC-DISCOVERY-Standing-lakes-of-water-surrounded-by-trees-on-surface-of-Mars

[JesusIsLord]