Florida Attorney Arrested After Allegedly Going Ballistic in Prime Rib Buffet Line

New Miami Times ^ | 1/22/25 | Naomi Feinstein

[DallasBiff]

A fight broke out at a wedding at Boca Lago Country Club after two young girls cut Mark Roher in line for the buffet.

Do not get between a man and his meat.

When two girls cut Mark Roher in line for the carving station at a wedding at Boca Lago Country Club on Saturday, January 18, the South Florida attorney flew into a rage

.The 52-year-old confronted the man that allowed his daughter and another young girl to join him in line and chaos ensued, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office police report.

"The slimmer man ignored the man yelling at him and did not respond, " the police report reads. "Without provocation, the large, bald man struck the slimmer man on the head with a dinner plate. From thereon, a melee began between a large number of the wedding guests."

[BlackbirdSST]

Kinda looks like a penis with eye brows.....LOL

Bailiff, issue this man a full body condom.

[dljordan]

“Fatty and Skinny went to be fed. Fatty got angry and skinny was dead.”

That’s pretty good.

[KevinB]

He also revealed that event was a "dry party," meaning no alcohol was served ...

Damn, no wonder he was in a bad mood!

[kiryandil]

KamaLOL!’s kind of guy...

[Romulus]

Tbh, there was provocation. Line jumpers are entitled trash.

[Bikkuri]

"cut Mark Roher in line"

Shouldn't that be, "Cut IN FRONT OF Mark Roher"?
Or, did the rules of English change again?

[Billthedrill]

Should have held the wedding reception at Waffle House.

[kiryandil]

Great stuff!

[HIDEK6]

The girls were doing the zipper merge. Has no one heard of this?

[yldstrk]

OMG that is so hilarious, what an absolute pig.

[Getready]

He could have been “hangry”....maybe the girls had to use the restroom and their accompaniment told them to join him in line when they were finished. Lawyer kinda’ went too far.
But the girls or their accomplice should have told the lawyer what the story was.
Either way , a $h*t show on both sides.

[kiryandil]

I have granddaughters.

If I was in the hangry lawyer’s ample shoes, I would have probably just laughed.

[bdfromlv]

he probably hasn’t seen it in a while. I mean on his plate.

[WKUHilltopper]

I didn’t realize Humpty Dumpty liked prime rib.

[SaxxonWoods]

“Yeah but it was at a wedding....is a little decorum too much to ask these days?”

Exactly. And what’s the delay of two girls in a food line, 30 seconds tops? That guy has serious mental problems.

[Colt1851Navy]

He could knock fifty points off Golden Carral Resturant stock in one visit.

[aquila48]

“Do not get between a man and his meat. “

That could be interpreted in a couple different ways...

[ridesthemiles]

A WALRUS MATE FOR THE GHETTOPOTTOMUSS

[caddie]

It’s Mr. Creosote. Someone must have skimped on the pate.

[dfwgator]

Give him a wafer-thin mint.