[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You would think that parents would teach their offspring the "rule of ten".

Out of every ten people you annoy one of them is going to overreact.

If you are lucky they will just tell you off.

But out of those one out of every ten will take it a bit further into the physical realm.

And out of those one out of ten will be guano crazy.

And you never know when that one will arrive. Could be the thousandth, could be the first.

So don't annoy people.

The life you save may be your own.

[Valpal1]

I’m pretty sure we’re down to 1 out of five and 1 out of 3 in some places.