[Jaysin]

so lifting my leg in a store to rip out a long bubbly fart is not acceptable?

[GingisK]

Uh huh. We’re old guys.

[rlmorel]

"IT WAS MEEEE!"

[BipolarBob]

I tell my wife my butt is just blowing you a kiss.

[fidelis]

Better to bear the shame than bear the pain, as they say.

[HYPOCRACY]

Totally acceptable. Lifting your leg or arching your back is enough of a warning to those downwind. They appreciate the good manners.

[Adder]

Its not on the list...