[dayglored]

And this is only the beginning!!

[Notthereyet]

Wonderful list-! LOL

[Telepathic Intruder]

Greenland should be called MAGA Country from now on.

[wildcard_redneck]

These two are my favorites:

South America will now be known as “Worse Mexico”: There’s only room for one America in this world. The right one.

New Mexico will be required to call itself “West Texas”: No part of the United States should ever be called Mexico.

[Rennes Templar]

“All USB ports in the country will be renamed “USA Ports”

A computer tech guy went to a Trump rally and started a chant: USB! USB!

[bgill]

For real, give our military bases their original names and I don’t care how much it costs to change back the letter head.

[ronniesgal]

I wish he’d rename the military bases that were renamed under bidet.

[albie]

I don’t think the king of Denmark will allow Greenland to go to us. What with the change in coat of arms and all…-sarc

[cnsmom]

Time to rename Michigan to just Mitten.

[JimRed]

When JFK was elected, the Statue of Liberty was to renamed “Our Lady of the Harbor”, per some wags.

[mjp]

the Caribbean Sea needs to be changed to the American Sea

[Political Junkie Too]

"Little Marco" will now be renamed "Mr. Secretary."

-PJ

[quadrant]

.7: no need to do that - GA is already West South Carolina.