[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I once saw a Storkzilla monster
In a 747, she's a coast-hopper
She fluttered all fancy
Her name was Ms. Nancy
Pelosi and her every word is a whopper.

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[Lazamataz]

Most dinosaurs,
Go into hidin’,
When they see,
that ancient Biden!

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[Lazamataz]

You’re big and scary,
But what the Sam Hill,
You’ll be replaced,
By that little mammal!

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[SunkenCiv]

• 'Dinosaur Highway' With 166-Million-Year-Old Footprints Found in Quarry [01/02/2025]

[Allegra]

Love this thread!

I’m not worthy. :D

________________________

No lady likes to snuggle or dine
Accompanied by a porcupine

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[DoodleBob]

That has a similar cadence and subject to Deep Purple’s Strange Kind Of Woman:

There once was a woman
A strange kind of woman
The kind that gets written down in history

Her name was Nancy
Her face was nothing fancy
She left a trail of happiness and misery