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Bank robbery fail: suspect hands Colorado teller a note, but handwriting can't be deciphered
CBS News ^ | December 27, 2024 | Jesse Sarles

Posted on 12/28/2024 8:46:05 AM PST by george76

Police in Northern Colorado are looking for a man they believe tried to rob a bank and failed to leave with any money. It happened on Dec. 17 in Loveland.

Loveland police say a man walked in to the First National Bank, located at 750 North Lincoln Avenue, and handed the teller a note. His handwriting was allegedly almost completely illegible and the teller had a hard time reading it.

While the teller was struggling to read the note, the man reportedly got frustrated and quickly left the bank.

The man was wearing a brown hoodie, a green baseball cap and sunglasses. If you recognize the suspect or know anything about the robbery attempt that might help investigators, you're asked to contact the Loveland Police Department.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bank; bankrobbery; robbery
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To: Retain Mike

Hahaha. Indictment. Speaking of public education….


21 posted on 12/28/2024 9:04:03 AM PST by webheart (S)
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To: george76

Remember Woody Allen’s “Take the Money and Run”?

“I have a gub”


22 posted on 12/28/2024 9:04:10 AM PST by God luvs America (6young 3.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

YES!!!

One of the funniest movies of all time!! “He played cello- in the marching band”


23 posted on 12/28/2024 9:04:59 AM PST by God luvs America (6young 3.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: C210N

It’s says gub


24 posted on 12/28/2024 9:06:36 AM PST by Vaquero (In Don't pick a fight with an old guy. ReataurantIf he is too old to fight, he'llz just kill you. )
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To: C210N

Apt naturally I have a gub....


25 posted on 12/28/2024 9:14:33 AM PST by 4yearlurker ('Roll his bones over the stones he just a pauper nobody knows.")
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To: george76

Two things that go together.

Illiteracy and criminality.


26 posted on 12/28/2024 9:24:18 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: george76

Reminds me of TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. “I have a gub.”


27 posted on 12/28/2024 9:25:13 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: PGR88

I did! but you beat me to it!


28 posted on 12/28/2024 9:25:55 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: webheart

Yes. I hate spell check.


29 posted on 12/28/2024 9:30:45 AM PST by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: PGR88

Me.


30 posted on 12/28/2024 9:34:43 AM PST by Angelino97
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To: God luvs America
Yes, that was when Woody Allen was making funny films.

Then in Stardust Memories he explicitly signaled that he was tired or making funny films.

Haven't seen many of his films since then.

31 posted on 12/28/2024 9:38:03 AM PST by Angelino97
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Have they issued an APB for Virgil Starkwell?


32 posted on 12/28/2024 9:40:11 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: C210N

Not sure. But the guy did make a meager living.

Selling meagers.


33 posted on 12/28/2024 9:41:36 AM PST by jmacusa (Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
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To: george76

I would suspect anyone living in their parents’ basement.


34 posted on 12/28/2024 9:42:33 AM PST by Biblebelter
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To: DouglasKC

Yeah weird, no skin color, height, weight etc.

Not a criminal genius, methinks.

35 posted on 12/28/2024 9:43:02 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: PGR88

Me.

I used to work with the guy who played the young Woody Allen character in that movie. He said they had a bucket full of glasses, as his were always getting crushed in the movie.


36 posted on 12/28/2024 9:46:22 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: george76

In well after all of the Woody Allen references…


37 posted on 12/28/2024 9:46:58 AM PST by TalBlack (Time to use the Law and the Power. Good luck Mr. President.)
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To: george76

He should have used Microsoft Word with the comic font! ;-)


38 posted on 12/28/2024 9:47:05 AM PST by Pol-92064
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To: Disambiguator
I used to work with the guy who played the young Woody Allen character in that movie.

The kid who played cello in the marching band?

My daughter played cello and we always had a laugh about that.

39 posted on 12/28/2024 9:53:40 AM PST by PGR88
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To: DouglasKC
Yeah weird, no skin color, height, weight etc.

The photos didn't need any explanation

40 posted on 12/28/2024 9:54:03 AM PST by Hot Tabasco
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