Posted on 12/28/2024 8:46:05 AM PST by george76
Police in Northern Colorado are looking for a man they believe tried to rob a bank and failed to leave with any money. It happened on Dec. 17 in Loveland.
Loveland police say a man walked in to the First National Bank, located at 750 North Lincoln Avenue, and handed the teller a note. His handwriting was allegedly almost completely illegible and the teller had a hard time reading it.
While the teller was struggling to read the note, the man reportedly got frustrated and quickly left the bank.
The man was wearing a brown hoodie, a green baseball cap and sunglasses. If you recognize the suspect or know anything about the robbery attempt that might help investigators, you're asked to contact the Loveland Police Department.
Hahaha. Indictment. Speaking of public education….
Remember Woody Allen’s “Take the Money and Run”?
“I have a gub”
YES!!!
One of the funniest movies of all time!! “He played cello- in the marching band”
It’s says gub
Apt naturally I have a gub....
Two things that go together.
Illiteracy and criminality.
Reminds me of TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. “I have a gub.”
I did! but you beat me to it!
Yes. I hate spell check.
Me.
Then in Stardust Memories he explicitly signaled that he was tired or making funny films.
Haven't seen many of his films since then.
Have they issued an APB for Virgil Starkwell?
Not sure. But the guy did make a meager living.
Selling meagers.
I would suspect anyone living in their parents’ basement.
Yeah weird, no skin color, height, weight etc.
Not a criminal genius, methinks.
Me.
I used to work with the guy who played the young Woody Allen character in that movie. He said they had a bucket full of glasses, as his were always getting crushed in the movie.
In well after all of the Woody Allen references…
He should have used Microsoft Word with the comic font! ;-)
The kid who played cello in the marching band?
My daughter played cello and we always had a laugh about that.
The photos didn't need any explanation
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