We can get clear enough pictures that they have to blur out his dingaling but we can’t get a picture of dozens of UFOs the size of a Lincoln Navigator?
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one .
Probably the same thing that got me locked out.
Many years ago when I was a teen I used to get up after the family went to bed and run miles to my girlfriends parents home. (with clothes)
After a couple of hours visiting with her I would have to run a few miles back home before the family got up. (nekkid)
One night Pa realized I had been out and locked the door but I didnt have that key so I was stuck outside. (with clothes)
Another possibility comes from those days...
One night I was visiting and when she got up to use the bathroom she saw a giant bug that flew close to her and she screamed. I had enough sense to jump in the closet before her dad came in to her room.
Lets say someone was visiting someone they shouldnt have been visiting. Let us also suppose that the closet was farther than the patio or back door. Its night so “no one will see me” walking around. The lights or yelling may have suggested it was too dangerous to attempt to return to the house and get clothes.
LOL! NO! I didnt run home nekkid, just the visiting part was nekkid.
How can they say it is a male? We are always told that you can’t go by physical characteristics to determine someone’s sex.
That’s merely ten miles from me. I swear I have an alibi, Ben.
It’s been relatively cold.
I’m sure it got down to 50°.
Sounds like a husband came home early and surprised his wife and lover.
You would think this pervert would have got hypothermia. He’s lucky to get his naked self back home.
Surprised he didn’t freeze his nuts off. It’s pretty cold around here right now. Obviously drugs are involved.
His invisibility potion wore off.
get new patio chairs
I've got an alibi. I was naked, but it wasn't at that house.
Naked, dumb, and fully visible on the security cam is no way to go through life, son...
I went to high school when streaking was popular. a good friend of mine, thankfully I was not with him that day, was streaking a local pizza shop and the cops came.
He made the mistake of trying to cross the river bridge near the pizza shop and the cops blocked it off at both ends and caught him.
His father was the District Attorney for the County at the time so nothing happened and very few ever knew it happened.
Many years later (20+) he was in my office as he had followed in his father’s footsteps and was the attorney for the municipality that I was auditing. There were some improprieties I found, so he and the police chief came to me for the details. The chief got an emergency call and stepped out, so I asked my friend if anyone ever asked him about that event where he got caught totally nude on the bridge when we were in high school. He turned bright red and replied no, and I pray it never happens! We never mentioned it again.
In a separate event...
There were two young women I knew from the local watering hole where I often stopped at for dinner. Somehow the topic of a local judge came up and the two young girls started laughing. They were at a party with him when he was in law school, and they all got very drunk. As a joke, it ended up that these two young women shaved his balls. He got razor burn so bad that he called them the next day to find out what they put on his balls. His girlfriend broke off their relationship as a result of this.
A few years later, a friend of mine was heading to this judges office for a meeting, and I asked him to ask the judge, who was his close friend, if any women ever shaved his balls. The judge lost it and got so angry. I told my friend ahead of time that under no circumstances was he to tell the judge who told him to say that. I got a big laugh out of it. True story exactly as shared. I still laugh when I think about it as this judge is a real prick.
How can the cops not follow him with the neighbor’s cameras? He had to have been seen when he left at 9:30 the next day. He must live close by.