Posted on 12/13/2024 8:03:47 PM PST by BenLurkin
A community remains on alert after surveillance cameras captured a naked suspect lurking around the backyard of an Inland Empire home.
In a video posted to Instagram by @morenovalleymatters, the male suspect was seen walking around the backyard of a Moreno Valley home on the 24000 block of Patrician Court on Dec. 10 at around 8:20 p.m. At one point, he tried opening a door to gain access to the home, but the door was locked.
He spent the rest of the night lounging on a makeshift bed he created by pushing two outdoor patio chairs together.
The homeowners were not present when the intrusion occurred, but said they were able to confirm the man’s every move through their home surveillance cameras.
The naked suspect eventually left the backyard at around 9:30 a.m. the next morning. It’s unclear what motivated him to target the Moreno Valley home.
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Clearly, we must consult a biologist to know for sure
What if this person identifies as a bird bath or some sort of paving material
Then we must consult Home Depot or Lowes for further instruction.
So you were a normal kid 🤣🤣🤣
I've got an alibi. I was naked, but it wasn't at that house.
LOL
Naked, dumb, and fully visible on the security cam is no way to go through life, son...
Rodney Dangerfield
“The other night in front of my house, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to him, ‘How come?’ He said, ‘Because you came home early!’”
I went to high school when streaking was popular. a good friend of mine, thankfully I was not with him that day, was streaking a local pizza shop and the cops came.
He made the mistake of trying to cross the river bridge near the pizza shop and the cops blocked it off at both ends and caught him.
His father was the District Attorney for the County at the time so nothing happened and very few ever knew it happened.
Many years later (20+) he was in my office as he had followed in his father’s footsteps and was the attorney for the municipality that I was auditing. There were some improprieties I found, so he and the police chief came to me for the details. The chief got an emergency call and stepped out, so I asked my friend if anyone ever asked him about that event where he got caught totally nude on the bridge when we were in high school. He turned bright red and replied no, and I pray it never happens! We never mentioned it again.
In a separate event...
There were two young women I knew from the local watering hole where I often stopped at for dinner. Somehow the topic of a local judge came up and the two young girls started laughing. They were at a party with him when he was in law school, and they all got very drunk. As a joke, it ended up that these two young women shaved his balls. He got razor burn so bad that he called them the next day to find out what they put on his balls. His girlfriend broke off their relationship as a result of this.
A few years later, a friend of mine was heading to this judges office for a meeting, and I asked him to ask the judge, who was his close friend, if any women ever shaved his balls. The judge lost it and got so angry. I told my friend ahead of time that under no circumstances was he to tell the judge who told him to say that. I got a big laugh out of it. True story exactly as shared. I still laugh when I think about it as this judge is a real prick.
How can the cops not follow him with the neighbor’s cameras? He had to have been seen when he left at 9:30 the next day. He must live close by.
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