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Cameras capture naked intruder lurking in Southern California backyard
ktla ^ | 12/13/2024 | Vivian Chow

Posted on 12/13/2024 8:03:47 PM PST by BenLurkin

A community remains on alert after surveillance cameras captured a naked suspect lurking around the backyard of an Inland Empire home.

In a video posted to Instagram by @morenovalleymatters, the male suspect was seen walking around the backyard of a Moreno Valley home on the 24000 block of Patrician Court on Dec. 10 at around 8:20 p.m. At one point, he tried opening a door to gain access to the home, but the door was locked.

He spent the rest of the night lounging on a makeshift bed he created by pushing two outdoor patio chairs together.

The homeowners were not present when the intrusion occurred, but said they were able to confirm the man’s every move through their home surveillance cameras.

The naked suspect eventually left the backyard at around 9:30 a.m. the next morning. It’s unclear what motivated him to target the Moreno Valley home.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: california; californication; crime; inlandempire; intruder; ktla; morenovalley; naked; patriciancourt; vivianchow
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1 posted on 12/13/2024 8:03:47 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

We can get clear enough pictures that they have to blur out his dingaling but we can’t get a picture of dozens of UFOs the size of a Lincoln Navigator?


2 posted on 12/13/2024 8:18:24 PM PST by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back!)
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To: BenLurkin

There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one .


3 posted on 12/13/2024 8:18:59 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: BenLurkin

Probably the same thing that got me locked out.

Many years ago when I was a teen I used to get up after the family went to bed and run miles to my girlfriends parents home. (with clothes)

After a couple of hours visiting with her I would have to run a few miles back home before the family got up. (nekkid)

One night Pa realized I had been out and locked the door but I didnt have that key so I was stuck outside. (with clothes)

Another possibility comes from those days...

One night I was visiting and when she got up to use the bathroom she saw a giant bug that flew close to her and she screamed. I had enough sense to jump in the closet before her dad came in to her room.

Lets say someone was visiting someone they shouldnt have been visiting. Let us also suppose that the closet was farther than the patio or back door. Its night so “no one will see me” walking around. The lights or yelling may have suggested it was too dangerous to attempt to return to the house and get clothes.


4 posted on 12/13/2024 8:50:53 PM PST by gnarledmaw (Hivemind liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives select servants.)
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To: BenLurkin

LOL! NO! I didnt run home nekkid, just the visiting part was nekkid.


5 posted on 12/13/2024 8:52:08 PM PST by gnarledmaw (Hivemind liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives select servants.)
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You rascal!!    

6 posted on 12/13/2024 8:55:03 PM PST by kiryandil (No one in AZ that voted for Trump voted for Gallego )
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To: BenLurkin

How can they say it is a male? We are always told that you can’t go by physical characteristics to determine someone’s sex.


7 posted on 12/13/2024 9:09:08 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: BenLurkin

That’s merely ten miles from me. I swear I have an alibi, Ben.


8 posted on 12/13/2024 9:40:28 PM PST by Hebrews 11:6 (“It is better to take refuge in the LORD than to trust in man.” Psalm 118:8)
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To: BenLurkin

It’s been relatively cold.

I’m sure it got down to 50°.


9 posted on 12/13/2024 9:51:25 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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10 posted on 12/13/2024 9:58:42 PM PST by Manic_Episode (Harpazo imminent. Each post may be my last. It's been real =)
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To: Manic_Episode

Lol.


11 posted on 12/13/2024 10:32:57 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: BenLurkin

Sounds like a husband came home early and surprised his wife and lover.


12 posted on 12/13/2024 11:26:16 PM PST by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Yep. A classical case of Stereotypical Gender Assumption.

At the very least you’d have to preface it byy saying “Presumed Biological Male.”

Or to be more open, “Potential Lesbian in a Male Body.” And remember, this is the happiest of all the different lesbians. They’ve got penises.


13 posted on 12/13/2024 11:26:32 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

You would think this pervert would have got hypothermia. He’s lucky to get his naked self back home.


14 posted on 12/14/2024 12:22:15 AM PST by jonrick46 (Leftniks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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To: BenLurkin

Surprised he didn’t freeze his nuts off. It’s pretty cold around here right now. Obviously drugs are involved.


15 posted on 12/14/2024 12:28:05 AM PST by Bullish (Socialism is a weed that blooms into communism, the tyranny that strangles liberty.)
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To: BenLurkin

His invisibility potion wore off.


16 posted on 12/14/2024 2:13:41 AM PST by ArcadeQuarters (You can't remove RINOs by voting for them!)
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To: gnarledmaw

I case someone doesn’t know the difference between naked and nekkid, I will provide the definition courtesy of Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard (RIP):

Nekkid is like naked, only you’re up to something.


17 posted on 12/14/2024 2:23:28 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: bigbob
We can get clear enough pictures that they have to blur out his dingaling

"I'll take slang words for penis that I haven't heard for years for $500, Alex."

Lol.

18 posted on 12/14/2024 3:20:17 AM PST by Lizavetta
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To: Dilbert San Diego
How can they say it is a male? We are always told that you can’t go by physical characteristics to determine someone’s sex.

Clearly, we must consult a biologist to know for sure.

19 posted on 12/14/2024 3:21:56 AM PST by Lizavetta
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To: BenLurkin

get new patio chairs


20 posted on 12/14/2024 3:32:45 AM PST by ronniesgal ( so is it okay that I said that???)
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