Posted on 12/13/2024 8:03:47 PM PST by BenLurkin
A community remains on alert after surveillance cameras captured a naked suspect lurking around the backyard of an Inland Empire home.
In a video posted to Instagram by @morenovalleymatters, the male suspect was seen walking around the backyard of a Moreno Valley home on the 24000 block of Patrician Court on Dec. 10 at around 8:20 p.m. At one point, he tried opening a door to gain access to the home, but the door was locked.
He spent the rest of the night lounging on a makeshift bed he created by pushing two outdoor patio chairs together.
The homeowners were not present when the intrusion occurred, but said they were able to confirm the man’s every move through their home surveillance cameras.
The naked suspect eventually left the backyard at around 9:30 a.m. the next morning. It’s unclear what motivated him to target the Moreno Valley home.
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We can get clear enough pictures that they have to blur out his dingaling but we can’t get a picture of dozens of UFOs the size of a Lincoln Navigator?
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one .
Probably the same thing that got me locked out.
Many years ago when I was a teen I used to get up after the family went to bed and run miles to my girlfriends parents home. (with clothes)
After a couple of hours visiting with her I would have to run a few miles back home before the family got up. (nekkid)
One night Pa realized I had been out and locked the door but I didnt have that key so I was stuck outside. (with clothes)
Another possibility comes from those days...
One night I was visiting and when she got up to use the bathroom she saw a giant bug that flew close to her and she screamed. I had enough sense to jump in the closet before her dad came in to her room.
Lets say someone was visiting someone they shouldnt have been visiting. Let us also suppose that the closet was farther than the patio or back door. Its night so “no one will see me” walking around. The lights or yelling may have suggested it was too dangerous to attempt to return to the house and get clothes.
LOL! NO! I didnt run home nekkid, just the visiting part was nekkid.
How can they say it is a male? We are always told that you can’t go by physical characteristics to determine someone’s sex.
That’s merely ten miles from me. I swear I have an alibi, Ben.
It’s been relatively cold.
I’m sure it got down to 50°.
Lol.
Sounds like a husband came home early and surprised his wife and lover.
Yep. A classical case of Stereotypical Gender Assumption.
At the very least you’d have to preface it byy saying “Presumed Biological Male.”
Or to be more open, “Potential Lesbian in a Male Body.” And remember, this is the happiest of all the different lesbians. They’ve got penises.
You would think this pervert would have got hypothermia. He’s lucky to get his naked self back home.
Surprised he didn’t freeze his nuts off. It’s pretty cold around here right now. Obviously drugs are involved.
His invisibility potion wore off.
I case someone doesn’t know the difference between naked and nekkid, I will provide the definition courtesy of Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard (RIP):
Nekkid is like naked, only you’re up to something.
"I'll take slang words for penis that I haven't heard for years for $500, Alex."
Lol.
Clearly, we must consult a biologist to know for sure.
get new patio chairs
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