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Not Even Swimsuit Models Can Stop NFL Players' Homes From Being Robbed
Townhall ^ | December 11, 2024 | Matt Vespa

Posted on 12/11/2024 5:26:31 AM PST by george76

We need some lighter stuff at this late hour, so let’s talk about Cincinnati Bengals’ star quarterback Joe Burrow’s home getting burgled as he played the Dallas Cowboys last night.

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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

THE COWBOYS BLOCKED THE PUNT BUT CINCY GOT THE BALL BACK AFTER A DALLAS PLAYER TOUCHED THE BALL!

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JA'MARR CHASE 40-YARD TD! 🔥

Incredible!

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The Bengals pulled off a crazy win in Arlington, Texas, on Monday Night Football, beating the Cowboys 27-20 after Dallas failed to recover a blocked punt. While he was away, Burrow hired Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Olivia Ponton to housesit and guard his residence. The NFL has been dealing with a string of robberies involving players’ homes, leading to a league-wide memo about these occurrences. Burrow hired Ponton to watch his house, which was still robbed. Ponton called her mom, who then called the police. Why were people playing phone tag in this situation? No clue, but the whole situation led to some funny reactions

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Sports Illustrated model Olivia Ponton called in robbery at Joe Burrow's house.

"Who needs Ring security cameras when you can have a SI model protect your home." - Joe Burrow probably


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: cincinnatibengals; clownhall; dallascowboys; joeburrow; mattvespa; oliviaponton; starquarterback

1 posted on 12/11/2024 5:26:31 AM PST by george76
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To: george76

Is she available? I may be away from home for a little while this weekend.


2 posted on 12/11/2024 5:32:01 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: george76

You know, understanding your opponents tendencies is a core tool in playing sports.

You’d think after this happened to the 1st 2 or 3 high end pro athletes the others would realize they might be next and secure their property accordingly.

Heck, even I knew this was more than just a random thing.


3 posted on 12/11/2024 5:32:18 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

Joe Borrow is guilty of using T & A in his hiring rather than talent and ability. How hard is it to house sit?

He had something else in mind when he got home.


4 posted on 12/11/2024 5:35:46 AM PST by DIRTYSECRET
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To: george76
Next steps:

1. The NFL while blame white people for it.

2. When it's pointed out that most robberies were done by blacks, the NFL would say it's because they were oppressed.

5 posted on 12/11/2024 5:36:54 AM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tell It Right

“When it’s pointed out that most robberies were done by blacks”

I don’t know about that....my thoughts are it’s probably Tren de Aragua, ms13......this never happened before we were invaded by millions of illegal aliens.


6 posted on 12/11/2024 5:42:21 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

That’s my first thought. Seems to be well organized.


7 posted on 12/11/2024 5:46:35 AM PST by Tommy Revolts
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To: DIRTYSECRET

She said it was her house. Her mother said she was staying there. She didn’t get to the house until later in the game so wasn’t hired to house sit or she’d have been there before he left. So, what was she hired to do? Why would a NFL player and a super model need to pay for a little afternoon delight?


8 posted on 12/11/2024 5:50:16 AM PST by bgill
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To: george76
Just pay our weekly retainer and fuggedaboutit.


9 posted on 12/11/2024 5:51:56 AM PST by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: HombreSecreto

If you paid those guys to protect your house and it got robbed anyway it depends on who robbed it. If it was one of their guys, you’re out of luck. If it was someone else, they would give him the cornfield treatment like Pesci got in Casino.


10 posted on 12/11/2024 7:43:28 AM PST by Enterprise (These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
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