we shop Sam’s club. I’m afflicted with “shoppers aggravation syndrome” when shopping around idiots. wifey termed it “a Sam’s attack”. shopping around dummies doesn’t always bother me but when they are out in force, like the holidays...wifey sees that look in my eyes and quickly ushers me out before anything bad happens. “only doctors have patience” applies.
I am the first to admit that many times it does almost require an inordinate amount of strength, but things seem to be getting worse. The people with carts in the middle of the aisle blocking everyone. The person with cart who stops on a dime immediately in front of you. It can be challenging.
Serenity now!
My favorite two words when the idiot in front of me is blocking the aisle.
“Behind you.”—three inches from their ear.
If they don’t move it is because they really are hard of hearing.
:-)