[dayglored]

> Scarborough a barista - LOL! I think he’s underqualified.

So maybe Mika could do a "topless barista" thing. No, wait, on second thought, she's underqualified for that too.

[wildcard_redneck]

“So maybe Mika could do a “topless barista” thing. No, wait, on second thought, she’s underqualified for that too.

Nobody pays to watch ‘rocks in socks’ being saved about. To be fair, there are no geriatric male strippers either except for the dark corners of the internet.