Cruise Line Offers 4-Year-Long ‘Skip Forward’ Vacation to Avoid Donald Trump’s Tenure

Breitbart ^ | 11/14/2024 | Olivia Rondeau

[Gaffer]

I think funeral parlors can offer the same or better service on a much longer basis...

Every four years they can did you up with banners, whoopies, and horns and tell you the Democrats still haven’t learned a damned thing.

[mairdie]

Stomach viruses, hurricanes, spoiled foods, pirates... The possibilities are endless. Bon voyage!

[Sarcazmo]

I don’t blame a company for innovating ways to separate ‘tards from their money.

But man, can you imagine being stuck with a shipfull of ‘tards for four years?

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

The ship will probably disappear in The Bermuda Triangle.

[Zathras]

Can you imagine being stuck on a ship for 4 years with 2000 crazy people?
7 days is about the max I can take on a cruise ship.

[Raycpa]

Imagine being on a ship for 4 years with thousands of liberals? Would this be hell on earth?

[Manic_Episode]

They won’t be able to stand each others company and will be at each others throats in days with record over boards.

[No name given]

Yes, it would be.

[No name given]

Lefty fools and their money will soon be parted.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Cool. A floating mental hospital.

[Jeff Chandler]

Stomach viruses, hurricanes, spoiled foods, pirates... and they don’t even let you fish off the boat.

[4Liberty]

https://x.com/i/status/1857522274917556573

[C210N]

I’ll consider what I could do as a passenger...

Bring huge MAGA and TRUMP banners, hang them on and near my cabin door, display them at the pool veranda, dining room entrances, shuffleboards and the climbing wall

[Gene Eric]

Is that the spoof that involves Elon at the end?

[broken_clock]

Haha! Winning! 😂

[OpusatFR]

So the rich are against those who voted for President Trump. All those obscenely useless democratsvwho can waste vast amounts of money on silliness.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Look people. Every cruise that I’ve been on got boring after 5 days. If these people hate Trump so much they should spend the time in the old country wherever that is. If they got the bucks they can spend the summers in the northern hemisphere and the winters in the south. Live the good life. Just don’t vote.

[Magnum44]

Life imitates the Babylon Bee. 🤣🤣🤣

I applaud this. It’s almost as good as liberals moving to other countries. As long as it’s their money, go for it. Less likely to contribute those cruise fees to future libs running for office.

[KarlInOhio]

I got some bad news for you guys. Elon Musk's Starlink is the only communications you'll have with the outside world for four years. No matter what you search for you'll get positive Trump news for four years.

Maybe you'll be attacked by Houthi or Somali pirates and when the Navy rescues you Trump will be there to greet you.