Gomez: It's simple. I invite the opposition to an expensive soiree' aboard a luxury train. They can't resist that!
Advisor: Treating them like royalty will only stoke their contempt.
Gomez: Au contraire sir. I'll kill them with kindness. Watch this!
(WOO WOO chug chug chug chug...BOOM, CRASH, FIRE)
Gomez laughs maniacally
Didn’t he marry Patty Duke?