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The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN
The Babylon Bee ^
| Nov 13, 2024
| Media
Posted on 11/14/2024 5:19:34 AM PST by airdalechief
U.S. — In one of the most truly magnanimous gestures in all of human history, the Babylon Bee is officially offering to hire all the employees being laid off by Fake News rival CNN.
"We're not here to gloat. We're here to help," said Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon. "Look, the Fake News industry is fiercely competitive, and CNN has incredible talent. We may be rivals, but at the end of the day, we're human beings -- human beings who love making up the news."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; chriswallace; clintonnonnews; cnn
CNN announced yesterday that due to massive declines in viewership, several top anchors would soon be let go along with a large number of support staff. "We knew right away that we had to step in to help," said Babylon Bee Editor-In-Chief Kyle Mann. "CNN was such an inspiration to the Bee when we first started. They've been a leading voice in the Fake News sector for decades now. We are proud to be in a position now to help these struggling satire writers get back on their feet."
To: airdalechief
Babylon Bee entry level employment for fired cnn personnel
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posted on
11/14/2024 5:23:06 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: airdalechief
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posted on
11/14/2024 5:26:01 AM PST
by
God luvs America
(6young 3.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
To: airdalechief
I enjoy browsing that site. Their playful satire is a nice relief from reading actual “fake news”.
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posted on
11/14/2024 5:37:14 AM PST
by
mjustice
(Apparently common sense isn't so common.)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
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posted on
11/14/2024 5:38:44 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
To: airdalechief
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posted on
11/14/2024 6:26:59 AM PST
by
ChessExpert
(The Democratic party must be destroyed.)
To: airdalechief
What will happen to the MSM when Biden stops feeding them cash under the table to keep them going
To: V_TWIN
so funny- for those who love “making up news”!!! laughed out loud.
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posted on
11/14/2024 7:08:23 AM PST
by
avital2
To: airdalechief
“We’re not here to gloat. We’re here to help,”
LOL bb is king of the trolls!
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posted on
11/14/2024 7:15:12 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: V_TWIN
How fitting they often worked on their knees.
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posted on
11/14/2024 7:29:04 AM PST
by
Vaduz
To: airdalechief
It's hard to see, but this was CNN seat in the front row of the West Wing press area. It would look nice to see it replaced by the Bee.
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posted on
11/14/2024 7:44:18 AM PST
by
Mean Daddy
(Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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