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Vanity | November 6th 2024 | Jacquerie

Posted on 11/06/2024 3:37:17 AM PST by Jacquerie

Dear President-Elect Trump,

The Democrat Deep State enemies of our republic devised every imaginable weapon to destroy you, your family, associates and supporters.

Obama’s NSA spied on your 2016 campaign.

The FBI sponsored an off-the-books honeypot operation against your 2016 campaign.

They fouled and derailed the workings of your first Presidency with over three years of Obama/Biden/Hillary’s Russia, Russia, Russia fraud.

They sentenced hundreds of innocent men and women to their Deep State J6 gulag.

Ashli Babbitt.

They impeached you twice for imaginary high crimes that nobody remembers.

They regard you and us as existential threats, terrorists, Nazis and garbage.

They disbarred, imprisoned and bankrupted your closest advisors.

How many indictments for non-crimes?

The FBI burglered your home.

Online censorship of you and your supporters.

Phony 14th Amendment-based presidential disqualification as an insurrectionist.

Two assassination attempts. They killed Corey Comperatore.

In the weeks leading to your historic win, our enemies expressed fear you’ll imprison them.

Since you’ve lived rent-free in their heads since June 2015, I offer a suggestion.

To every Congressional Democrat, Hilalry, Obama, Biden, Harris, KJP, Walz, Mayorkas, Garland, Comey, Clapper, Brennan, Maddow, Scarborough, Zuckerberg, Tapper, the NYT, WaPo, CNN, CBS, ABC, MSDNC and so many others . . . send free pagers for delivery on the same day with a note.

Here are some suggested notes:

“No hard feelings. Really.”

“Lawyer up!”

“Have a Nice Day!”

“Boom”

“Press ON switch immediately.”

“Batteries Included”

“Bye, bye”

“5, 4, 3, 2, . . .”

‘Insert down front of pants”

Just a thought.

Sincerely,

Jacquerie


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1 posted on 11/06/2024 3:37:17 AM PST by Jacquerie
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To: Jacquerie

+1 !!!


2 posted on 11/06/2024 3:54:04 AM PST by nfldgirl ( )
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To: Jacquerie

I like it!


3 posted on 11/06/2024 3:56:38 AM PST by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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To: Jacquerie

No, not free pagers. Trump is a lot classier and has more money. Send them free I-Phones. They will all be using those.


4 posted on 11/06/2024 4:04:09 AM PST by wbarmy (Trying to do better.)
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