[dayglored]

The Bee is back to publishing real news, I see.

[metmom]

They crossed that line over a year ago. Probably almost 4 to be exact.

[Billthedrill]

Save the razor blades. Some people use them for shaving.

[SunkenCiv]

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Ooops, I mean, sad but true.

[ansel12]

It was a full sugar candy with colored dyes and not at all organic, and with wasteful wrapping.

[V_TWIN]

I realize it’s satire but in reality what parent in their right mind would let their kid eat candy received from strangers in that city?

And I don’t care if it was factory sealed or not.....I’d just take the kid to Walmart and let ‘em pick out what they wanted.

OBTW, off topic but the best Halloween treat I ever got was homemade fresh chocolate cupcakes.....the lady made us stand on her porch and eat ‘em.....I’ll remember that for the rest of my days.....it was awesome to be a preteen in the 60s.

[Bullish]

Parents?? That’s a myth... There’s no parents anymore in San Francisco.

[Whatever Works]

I haven’t participated in Halloween in years. First, nobody comes. Nobody. Not my favorite holiday. Liability. Who knows where somebody will say that candy came from and it can be tampered with after it leaves your house. What a world we have now, eh? All the kids I know go to the malls. I wonder how long that will last until some maniac makes that unsafe one way or another. Oh wait .....

[GOPJ]

According to Jim and Grace Kohler, the candy was not discovered until late Halloween night, after their son Ben had gotten home and was sorting through his haul of used hypodermic needles and shattered crack pipes.

ping a ling...