Steven Seagal balloons to 320lb since leaving Hollywood for Russia, Ukraine war propaganda movie

Daily Mail ^ | 10/31/2024 | Josh Boswell

[MNDude]

his finishing move is now the bonsai drop.

[Kazan]

Like Victoria Nuland is a goddess to you?

[discostu]

I don’t know about ballooning. He couldn’t have been less than 280 when he left.

[2CAVTrooper]

Little Stevie is in Russia because child pornography and child prostitution is a big thing there, and he’s besties with vladolph putler because they share the same umm proclivities.

[ansel12]

You post crazy stuff that makes no sense, and no matter what the topic.

[Kazan]

Typical insult to mask your lack of intellect and inability to defend the propaganda you post.

You're as pathetic a POS as any leftist.

[2CAVTrooper]

“He must be like a giant god to the North Koreans.”

He’d give fat boy Kim a run for the money.

Who would orbit who?🤔

[RckyRaCoCo]

Can’t get sucked out of an airplane at that weight...unless he’s Goldfinger.

[ansel12]

Whatever is going on with you and whatever distant thread you are upset about, you need to quit carrying grudges from thread to thread.

[Owen]

This looks like prednisone.

It’s pretty hard for the elderly to get super fat. The digestive system, like all other systems, weaken and perform worse. He’s 70+?

When you don’t see very old people who are fat, that does not mean they all died before they got old. Getting old means food doesn’t process as well.

[Tell It Right]

There go my plans to use Aikido for weight loss.

[tennmountainman]

He must be eating a lot of eggs. He can afford as many as he wants.

[Seruzawa]

Ol Steve must be given his due. He gave us the epic laugh-fest “On Dangerous Ground.” An extravaganza of bad movie making, hippie values (with karate moves) and an amazing scenery chewing performance by the ever awesome Michael Caine. It is a tough schlock action movie to beat, perhaps edged out by the even more awesome “Commando” with Arnie. All hail the Great Segal.... Fu Manchu beard, pot belly and fringed suede jacket and all.

[marcusmaximus]

He runs like a girl, too.

[suasponte137]

I don’t think they have low-carb vodka over there

[Seruzawa]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_l-4rAUAzQ&pp=ygUSU3RldmVuIHNlZ2FsIG1hZHR2

[dfwgator]

LOL, Will Sasso is the best.

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

He runs like a girl, too.

So does Eli Wallach in TGTBATU...

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Cemetery Scene

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_l-4rAUAzQ&pp=ygUSU3RldmVuIHNlZ2FsIG1hZHR2

That was pretty funny.

[Jan_Sobieski]

Little Stevie is in Russia because child pornography and child prostitution is a big thing there, and he’s besties with vladolph putler because they share the same umm proclivities.

Why would Segal go to one of the few Christian nations standing against those things? Wouldn’t he feel more comfortable here where he can P.Diddy children with all the other elites?