NASA Team-Up On Uranus Teaches Us How To Study Exoplanets

IFL Science ^ | October 10, 2024 | Dr. Alfredo Carpineti

[Angelino97]

9 billion kilometers (5.6 million miles)

???

[algore]

“We, or at least we Americans need a new name for Uranus.”

No, No we don’t

Studies show that mental health metrics have been going down alarmingly in the last 3+ years. ( the cause unknown )

“giggle suppression mode” every once in a while has been proven good for brain health”

Many MRI studies on depressed people who are self proclaimed liberals have shown that the part of their brain which allows “giggle mode” is atrophied and scared.

[Long Jon No Silver]

In honour of Rear Admiral E.F Rectanus

[Spacetrucker]

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!”

[telescope115]

“We, or at least we Americans need a new name for Uranus“

(From Futurama) ………Urectum

[Spacetrucker]

I’ve heard bleach works well ...

[Red Badger]

560 million miles................

[Red Badger]

https://www.topnpi.com/fl1003821935/dr-earl-rectanus

[lee martell]

That sounds like darn good science to me!

[military cop]

I just really think you’re asking for it when you post an article like this………

….and I don’t think anyone is surprised by a government organization teaming up on Uranus…..

[LastDayz]

Oh my..... watch yer six. This could be verrryyy nterdasting.

[lee martell]

This explains the “phenomenon” of Kamala.
Her metrics have been going down too, just like polite society.

[Thistledew]

“NASA Team-Up On Uranus.”

Er, eh... one at a time, please!

[KarlInOhio]

Usually the IRS will be involved in such a team up.

[Long Jon No Silver]

Becoming a shrink is as good as needing a shrink. With a name like that you’ get a lot of taunting lol

[Peter ODonnell]

It very nearly got named after King George (George’s Star in Latin) after discovery in 1781, and when that proved an unpopular suggestion outside England, some wanted to call it herschel after its discoverer, he indicated he didn’t want that to happen. Learned people don’t say “Your anus” and go with “er-en-us” but it hasn’t done a lick of good, other than giving people two things to snicker about.

It’s too bad because in some ways it is the most interesting of the planets, rolling along on its side (its equator is inclined at 97 deg to the orbital plane).

[DannyTN]

Urrectum has been proposed.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“NASA team-up on Uranus”

Obama would like that.

[DannyTN]

I just want an exoskeleton.

I'd consider an exoplanet, but there are so many questions

• Where do you park it?
• How do you get to it?
• Can you make money with it?
• Can you get a loan for that?
• Could I even afford the space flight to get to it?
• Does it have a population of workers>
• Or a maintenance crew?
• Does it have a warranty?
• Where to you take it for repairs?
• Can it defend itself?
• Are the controls easily accessible?
• Are they protected from meteors and space debris?
• Does it have weaponry?
• Can I usw it to pick up alien women?

[linMcHlp]

You are not actually looking at Uranus.

Uranus is not where you think it is.

Uranians are smart and use a “substitute” cloaking dewice that maintains what you see.

Uranians visit earth, but use similar cloaking dewices - so all that “UFO” stuff is also not vehicular traffic from Uranus.