Really !?
We must immediately demand a cease-fire, and then send 347 billion dollars in aid to... ...someone.
(Screw North Carolina and Florida. They’re not “our” voters, anyway... Nobody told them to live so far off the grid.)
Soon we’ll be hearing about how Dagestan is really the only democracy in the region and a staunch US/NATO ally, that it’s always been that way, and that’s why we need to send weapons and $billions$ to defeat the evil Belorussians.