I wish I could change my handle to “TheRum”.
That way, if I get hit by a bus, someone here might notice my absence and ask “Why is TheRum gone?”
That way, if I get hit by a bus, someone here might notice my absence and ask “Why is TheRum gone?”
That's thinking ahead. People should always leave a joke behind to comfort their family when they pass on.
I've told my kids I want to be buried in my Beetlejuice costume. Imagine how funny it would be if they ever dig me up!