Posted on 09/29/2024 5:06:33 PM PDT by Red Badger
A woman in Madison, Wisconsin, returned to her home around 10:30 on Tuesday night after being away all day, to find that the lights were on and a woman was walking around inside.
She called the Madison Police Department who arrived about 10 minutes later where they saw the suspect acting as if she owned the place.
She was there long enough to make herself a homecooked shrimp pasta dinner, which she apparently pilfered from the homeowner's groceries.
The department said in a statement,
Police arrived and observed through windows a female casually walking around the interior of the home. The female, later identified as Joanna K. Lee, came to the door in response to orders given by police.
When she answered the door she calmly told police a story about how she had met the homeowner at a coffee shop earlier that day where she had given her the house keys and permission to be there, even referring to the homeowner by her first name.
Police apparently didn't buy the burglar's story, as she was arrested on the spot. After seeing her mugshot, I can't imagine why they didn't believe her.
The homeowner said that she had never seen this woman before, and police later said that the suspect appeared to have found out her victim's name after snooping through her mail.
yuk...
At best !!!
THAT’S NOT KOSHER!..............
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At least try mah dinner, no need to get all bent out of shape. Yer husband said he liked shrimp at the hotel. That was before he [we interrupt this post with an urgent message, Today is National Internet Posting Decency Day and all are urged to post with a very high regard for decency.] and I was worth all of the fifty bucks too.
He PROBABLY IS one.
Pippi Longstocking she ain’t.
In many cases, yes. For example, professional squatters will actually target a house and start to have mail sent to it, especially if the house hasn’t been occupied for a little while such as a vacation home then they’ll break change the locks put some of their furniture in there and claim they have a verbal agreement as a tenant with the owner. So the owner realizes someone broke in and calls the cops. The squatter produces the mail with their name sent to that property , shows their furniture , shows that they have their own locks on the doors and convince the law-enforcement officer that they are legal tenant.
this works better in some states than others, but that’s in a nutshell how they do it.
Then the law-enforcement officer basically says it’s a civil matter that must be handled by the courts versus putting the a hole squatter in cuffs and bringing them down to the station
She can cook?
What’s her phone 📱 number?
Oh wait, she might also cook meth....
Never mind.
a burglar - less than 24 hours
a squatter - found the shower and a hairbrush
Meth, heroin, etc
1. Doubtful
2. Probably
3. 3 on the hot/ 10 on the crazy matrix
Drugs would be my guess.
All your shrimp are belong to us.
Sorry, Red Lobster went bankrupt.................
Ah, no, this dude’s name is DeLoy, and he showered last in March.
Good features. Get rid of that furrowed brow and she's a candidate for "The Magic of Makeup"...
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