Lol
This is true for Israel.
But in the USA, JINO’s (Jewish Bolsheviks) are turning America into a shit hole.
During the German hyperinflation of the 1920s, a Jewish man goes to the post office to mail a package. He already has lots of high denomination stamps on the package. But, the postal clerk, upon weighing the package, says, “I’m sorry. The package is too heavy. You will have to affix more stamps.” The Jewish man replies, “And that will make it lighter?”
LOL - Good one. đđ
A jewish man, sole survivor of a shipwreck, begins taking stock of resources available to him on the desert island he finds himself sole inhabitant of.
Many, many years go by and he is finally ârescuedâ by a passing ship.
The captain of the ship is astounded at the level of work done on the island. There are paved roads, plumbing, sewers, schools, hospitals, apartments, parks and gardens and two temples.
The captain says this is really remarkable work that heâs done to transform the island to a civilized level but, why two temples?
Oh, says the jew, thatâs easy to explain.
This temple, he says, pointing, is the one I worship at every Sabbath and on high holy days.
But THIS, he says, pointing, shaking his finger in rage, I wouldnât step foot into if you paid me!
Thank you, thank you, youâre too kind. Iâm here all week. Try the veal. and donât forget to tip the wait staff.
I wasn’t expecting that.
In Israel you can see the parts they don’t control and those areas are pretty trashy.
I’ll recycle this one I posted some time ago...
After the service, the Rabbi takes Isaac aside and askes him, “Isaac, I know your son-in-law has a temper and sometimes beats your daughter. But you, Isaac, you are a gentle soul, yet your daughter told me you beat her as well. Why would you do such a thing?” Isaac answers, “Well, it’s like this Rabbi: He beats my daughter - so I beat his wife!”