Jailed Diddy ‘So Paranoid Enemies Will Poison Him to Death’ He is Starving Himself in Cell Of ‘Hellhole’ Prison

Radar Online ^ | Sept. 25 2024 | Todd Betzold

[RedMonqey]

I wouldn’t get my hopes up about any revelations of big wigs.
Remember all the madame to the stars and the mayflower madam?

Did we get any names we didn’t already know were sex addicts?

[Kudsman]

Is there such a thing as "legit" paranoia? The "apparent" author loves using air quotes "like" "apparently".

Sometimes just a sharpened toothbrush can be substituted for poison. Kind of a shame to have to worry about such, "eh"?

[Telepathic Intruder]

"He is Starving Himself"

Yup, definitely sounds suicidal. Could off himself any day now.

[RedMonqey]

This meme never gets old!🤣😂😂

[OldHarbor]

The taxpayers have had to fork out $17million to pay off sexual escapades of Congress creatures.

That list has never been made public . One big criminal enterprse

[Libloather]

Enemies? Should’ve had at least one party by now.

[RedMonqey]

I forgot about that one.
Thanks for reminding me.
The Swamp is deep and wide!

[Valpal1]

The Babylon Bee is a satire site.

They report real news on NotTheBee website.

[one guy in new jersey]

Giving the Soviet Gulags a run for their money.

You go from being at the top of the invite list to FBI’s most wanted in a nonce with today’s donkey party.

[Fireone]

Great idea!!

[Salvavida]

Mr. Green, in the shower room, with a shank.

[KarlInOhio]

Suicide watch: He commits suicide and the guards watch. Too bad the camera won’t be watching too.

[Justa]

Maybe the food just sucks

[Kudsman]

Darnedest th8ng! He starved himself to death! Imagine that. The cat had errythang poppin. Bet Kat Williams isn’t surprised. Js.

[metmom]

Tough beans....

[parmamenian]

Don’t worry Diddy! If the FBI has your videos, they’ll never see the light of day!

[mass55th]

"Dude ain’t starvin’! He buys as much canteen food as they allow him to buy! Inmates, who can afford it never eat jail or prison food."

That was the way it was in London's old prisons like Newgate, Marshalsea, Ludgate, etc. If you had some cash, you could pay for a single cell for yourself, get special victuals ordered in, and purchase other benefits not afforded to the regular prisoners.

[Responsibility2nd]

We know.

I didn’t remember to use my sarc tag. Didn’t think I had to.

[Bigg Red]

Oh, I feel so sorry for Diddy. /s

[Bigg Red]

Diddy didn’t kill hisself, diddee?