How Mayonnaise Is Helping Scientists Crack the Code of Nuclear Fusion

Scitech Daily ^ | September 17, 2024 | Lehigh University

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Hellman’s or BUST! :)

[StAntKnee]

““We investigated the transition criteria between the phases of Rayleigh-Taylor instability, and examined how that affected the perturbation growth in the following phases,” Boyaci says. “We found the conditions under which the elastic recovery was possible, and how it could be maximized to delay or completely suppress the instability. The experimental data we present are also the first recovery measurements in the literature.”
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Translation: “The cleaning guy dropped his BLT w/ Mayo into the mainframe.”

[logi_cal869]

My .02:

Most of us will not live to see fusion energy, solely on the basis of this report on their latest research.

smh

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

Better sandwiches makes them think better.

Same way with wives.

I recommend.
Loads of kids too. Fun. Hard work, but fun.

[woodbutcher1963]

The first thing I thought of was the scene from the movie “Airplane”. The doctor sitting at his desk at the Mayo Clinic with the heart bouncing around on his desk. In the background on the shelves instead of medical books the shelves are full of Hellman's Mayonnaise. "Give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo"

[PerConPat]

I suggest the term "salad dressing" is also appropriate for "Miracle Whip". It has a particularly sweet and sour flavor I appreciate. But no "Hellmann's" under any circumstances, as it was a David Letterman Late Show sponsor...

[BenLurkin]

Can they use Miracle Whip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYnA6_-q4BY

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Red Badger.

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[aquila48]

Just around the corner.

[NonValueAdded]

Hold the mayo, hold the lettuce
Unstable plasma won’t upset us

[Revel]

Well at least we know that whatever they come up with will be edible. It might make you fart rotten eggs. But it will be edible.

[Libloather]

Extra mayo, please.

[algore]

now all they need is an infinite improbability generator and a nice hot cup of tea

[daku]

This mayo may not work

[Johnny Wumbo]

[ckilmer]

The best sandwiches in the world are bread, Lebanon baloney,(or spam) tomatoes, and miracle whip ...or mayonnaise.

[WHATNEXT?]

Who knew...besides regular use of mayo, you can get rid of tree sap on lawn chairs with it. Not kidding.

[minnesota_bound]

What are their results with:
Hellmann’s
Kraft Real Mayo?

It is known at Area 21 that Miracle Whip is used in warp drive experiments.