A two-fer!.................
C’mon, Man!
Just inform the powers that be that the alligators identify as Transgender Haitians.
Marion County is deep red.
We don’t want illegal aliens here, so maybe the gators were for the resident’s protection.
Can he keep Hatians in his pool?
I have been trying to explain to my wife the “Florida man” comments on FR. I don’t know when they started exactly, but they have a humorous life of their own.
He got charged for having Slider Turtles? Sliders are about 1 level more desirable than water moccasins in your pond. My dad might have parked me beside a pond when I was 8-10yo with a .22 and a few boxes of shells and said “shoot every one that sticks it’s head up and don’t come back to camp until you run out of shells.”
Everyone knows you’re supposed to keep them in the bathtub, not the swimming pool.
Can it play football?
Florida Man always has a plan.
And that plan usually involves alligators.