That's the best conspiracy "theory" out there. Absolutely top shelf.
It even comes with its own name pun. What's not to love?
HAARP is located in Gakona, AK, a place-name meaning "rabbit", or rabbit river, or little rabbit. I suppose it depends on who ya ask.
In any case... "Still going":
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People might think I'm just joking around, but history goes waaaay back. Those were some powerful words from General Colt:
"Get the ionosphere the hɘll off the air and get them on!"
The High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) is a University of Alaska Fairbanks program which researches the ionosphere – the highest, ionized part of Earth's atmosphere. [Wikipedia]